Pussy Blocker
It has happened two nights in a row… Last night I heard two pussies having sex. And tonight I heard it again, but this time I was forced to go outside. My mom made me go to her car and get the leftovers from dinner. Each time I took a step closer to the car the pussy moans got louder and louder. So, I kept locking and unlocking the car so the lights would blink. And… All of a sudden… I hear one final, but super loud moan, as if they got scared. Then I see this black pussy just dart out from under the car and just gone as can be. And I continued to lock and unlock the car for more light and I see this white pussy run out but stopped half way and looked at me and I yelled “GIT OUTTA HERE YA NASTY!!!” and the white pussy left. Ok, I get that sex is part of life but if you’re doing it outside at night near a house with lights on keep it down ;) LOL
P.S. My mom said that the white pussy is a girl pussy, but a hoe/whore/cul-de-sac bicycle (every pussy wants a ride) call it what you want. She said that the white pussy was having sex with an orange pussy last week. So a warning to those that don’t know yet… The white pussy is a hoe and you might catch something. Such as pussyrhea, PAIDs, PHIVs (if you know the Filipino ways then you’ll know PHIVs=FIVEs.), etc. And this is me being a PUSSY BLOCKER!
Maybe if girls told us something each day for a whole year, we might actually have a complete prologue.
Asian Categorization
Where the fuck are the Thais!?Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
